Kai Atree the appletreemonger

Kai Rowntrees, the noodleman
Kai atree the treemonger was born on the 1st of Febuary 1987, he was born in a bowl of sweet missipi soul food noodles (The food better than the act of sexual intercourse) His parents are Mrs Faggoty and MR Lordknobbles. He is the secret brother of [http://mekki-wikki.wikia.com/wiki/Lord_Clark,_Son_of_Roger,_First_of_his_Name. Lord Clark], they used to have sleepovers togethers whilst wearing sperm onesies and having hissy fits over

The pillow fights....



His power...
Kai has the ability of killing his enemies with talk...

He learned of his ability after using his extensive amount of knowledge on minecraft, and verbally ejaculating it onto cona McG. This caused him to be in a depreaved state in which he cried for a number of days. He eventually recovered but still has the scar of Kai's supreme communication cut into his penis...

Kai has recently retired from his antics after he happily increased his marking points on his A level Sex course from 1 too 1.25.

He currently resides in the residence of Lord Clarke's suitcase. Located in his speedo and Borat suit wardrobe.