The Sam Brooks Page (not to be confused with bulbapedia)

Early Life
Born Sam Burns in Mekki "in a suitcase" during 1997. Due to documents being kept poorly during this period in Mekki, accurate dates are uncertain. Labour was difficult for Sam's mother as Sam is the 7th dimension and no one has ever had to pass a dimension through such a small hole.

Sam was an unusual case, few medical professionals claim to have seen it; Sam was born wearing glasses which were fused at the ears and nose. Sam underwent an 11 year procedure to remove these, after this he still wore his glasses religiously.

He also has an obsession with Pokémon, spending all his time on Bulbapedia (hence the name of this wiki). He aims to catch a perfect IV Pokémon and use it to become a Pokémon Master.

School 4 Sam
School was difficult for Sam as he started in year 7 after his operation and had no prior social or educational experiences, it was like a new birth. These difficulties caused the gangster life to choose Sam. This happened part way through year 9 and resulted in him changing his surname.

Meeting Lord Clark
Sam previously worked in an eastern brothel, in which he learned the art of love. Sam offered his services to Lord Clark in order to escape his life in the brothel, as Sam had always wanted to travel the world.

When Sam was quite young he met a wizard, who, in exchange for Sam's talents, rewarded Sam with a pair of enchanted glasses. These glasses gave Sam the ability to see for miles, and were especially helpful to Lord Clark, therefore he took Sam along with him on his adventure as a part of the 'Merry Men o' Mexborough'.