The Cona McG Fan Page

Early Life
Cona McG, born Connor "M'Gazz" McGarrigle (McGazzigle) (McGazz the Wizard) (McGazz the Wizzardigle), the man of many names; was born in the Republic of Ireland on the 7th of October 1996 "in a suitcase". Although he had a poor start to life he made his way up the cyber ladder as a prevailing "business" "man" until he could eventually afford to catch a ferry from the slums of Forkill, Ireland and scammed himself a n̶i̶c̶e̶  house in the comfort of Maple Road, Mexborough.

An Insight on the "Masta Plan"
Cona's masta plan was a shady one, although it was almost fool proof. He basically stole stuff off people using hacks and took a shit on what they had left. GGNoRe. In early 2014 his business was compromised by the late Ms. Cushworth who told on him to the po po who promptly drove to his house and seized his PC, returning the mouse to it's original owner; Wes Ward. Wes had vis to say about ve matter, "Er, well... it's not very good."

Rise to Fame
Cona entered the ranks of the most famous Mexbroughians when he invented the globally celebrated "Connor Jump". To execute the jump properly one must put maximum effort into a jump that has no effect. Caution should be taken while attempting the Connor Jump, many have died in the process by trying too hard to no avail.

After scouts scouted connor he became big on youtube, starring in a viral vider "Our Sixth Form Wee" which made him millions. Adidas recognised Cona's potential before the shoot of the feature-lengh youtube documentary and sponsored him to wear their Adidas jackets.

Unfortunately the fame was too much for Cona to handle, he took to drinking alcohol brewed by "The Business" and soon became addicted to the sweet sweet taste of whatever was in it. His mum soon caught on to his addiction when she tripped over the bottles of "Business" on the doorstep. In response she grounded Cona and said his connections in "The Business" were no longer allowed to the house.

Retired Life
Redeemed of his bad deeds, at the late age of 17 Cona dedicated his life to his education, getting his attendance up from 14% to 15%, he still misses form. He also dug out a magic kit from beneath the mound of crispy tissues that he had been given for his conception day. He swished his stick in the air and soon became the second bestest wizard on the whole land (of Yorkshire). Rivaled by only one. He could never be the best fairy wizard around, especially because he still had his ball and chain.